Archive for January, 2006

Down With Coins

Sunday, January 29th, 2006

I’m sick of coins. So sick in fact that I don’t carry them around anymore and if you ask any of my friends I’m quite likely (after buying something) to just hand the nearest friend the pile of small metal bits and say “Happy birthday.” I dislike coins that much.
I think all money should be […]

How do seeds know up from down?

Saturday, January 28th, 2006

I was watching something today and began to wonder how seeds know up from down when they’re buried in soil. This is what a super-quick web search revealed:
Link - In Space, the box with darkness shows the seeds don’t know what to do. They grow in all directions and the leaves are thin and pale […]

GodSwarm© - A New Religion

Friday, January 27th, 2006

Talking to some friends we decided to have a contest to see who could come up with the most interesting new religion. Here’s mine:
GodSwarm©
Before the Big Bang there was a lone god who was bored floating around aimlessly in the void. So he decided to experiment with his magic powers and since he was the […]

The Cult Of Oprah

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

I redact my earlier musings on the Oprah Cult. It’s not a cult as their infallible leader is indeed…fallible.
As having a perfect or at least infallible leader is one requirement of a cult, sadly, the Oprah Cult is no longer.
Next up…Is the Bible a Memoir?

Memoir vs Autobiography

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

A friend called me today all aflutter and asked me what I thought the difference between a Memoir and an Autobiography is. I told her that fact has a very narrow focused connotation to me while truth, has a very broad blurry one; so for my money:
An autobiography is a factually accurate timeline of someone’s […]

On Dryers and Salt

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

On Clothes Dryers
My clothes dryer loves me. I know this because it’s removeable lint trap reads “Clean before each use.” Why does it not say “Clean after each use?” Because my dryer loves me and doesn’t want me to trouble myself with cleaning up my own clogging of the lint trap so it places the […]

Trim The Universal Logic

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

If you think you need an application like TrimTheFat to strip one set of code from a Universal Binary app then you have a) too much porn on your hard drives b) too many pirated mp3’s on your hard drives or c) too small hard drives.
Of course the irony here is that the app itself […]

Automatic Air Fresheners

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

A place I frequent for business has these things in nearly every room. ALL of them beep regularly so I decided to look up why because when you’re in a hallway of this joint you can hear them beeping almost as if they’re communicating to one another about the best time to revolt and take […]

Intel Core Errata

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

It’s nothing really new -all chips have errors- but here’s a fun list of known errors in Intel’s Core chips.
Talking to a friend about this reminded me of a thought I’ve had for years. That if we do mount another mission to the Moon or the first manned mission to Mars I think that it’s […]

Your Dock Is Watching You

Wednesday, January 25th, 2006

Man, I really wanted to call this blog entry “What’s Up Dock?” but refrained myself somehow.
Either way, here’s a heads up to conspiracy nuts, it looks like the Dock contacts Apple for some reason. I haven’t tried this myself to verify it or see what it’s xfering across the network but if true, it’s interesting.