Sudden Thought
I killed the Pope and Terri too.
I probably know the lyrics to more Hall and Oates songs than you.
Don’t Masturbate and Drive.
We don’t have two nostrils because we smell in stereo.
I miss the smell of ditto sheets.
How many times did Francine tickle Goriddle?
One-armed men can’t use button fly jeans.
Trance is just the latest way to spell Disco.
I think cell phone viruses are cool. Phones should take and recieve calls, anything more is viral food.
My hand was on Home Shopping Network once (actually a few times).
We don’t recall our births and we won’t remember our deaths.
Someone should market a drink named “America Wet”.
Why are we so symmetrical? We’re practically two people in one. Starting at the head:
Two Brain Hemispheres
Two Eyes
Two Ears
Two Nostrils
Two Adnoids
Two Tonsils
Two Salivary glands (gotta confirm this)
Two Breasts (and associated parts)
Two Arms (and associated parts)
Two Lungs
Two Kidneys
Two Testicles and associated parts (or Ovaries and associated parts)
Two Buttocks
Two Legs (and associated parts)
Also, consider the symmetry of or skeletal systems like the rib cage and pelvis.
Oprah is Harpo backwards (as in Marx)
I’m beginning to think that religion is used by some people to externalize their own conscience. They don’t want to admit they inheirently have good moral values so they use religion as a way to abide by their own feelings while at the same time not feeling like a goody-two-shoes because of their own make up. I think it also has something to do with the fact that abiding reglious teachings is encouraged by the offer of a reward in some heaven-like place and enforced by the threat of a hell-like place.
When my cat hears a recording of my voice and sees me talking without my mouth moving I wonder if he thinks I’m talking to him telepathically.
We were complaining about the character of Kurtis in Tomb Raider: Angel of Darkness (a videogame) and I commented that he was the Raiden of Tomb Raider and the Second Daren on Bewitched. Blackfrancis added, “He was also the second Lionel on the Jefferson’s” while Universaldave said, “He was “Seven” showing up on Married With Children… AOD is where Tomb Raider “jumped the shark”.” I haven’t laughed this much in a long long time.
Today, I arrived home after getting some groceries. Earlier I had emptied my kitchen trash can so I had to put a trash bag in it then put away my groceries. So I ended up putting a Plastic Bag inside my Plastic Trashcan only to throw away some Plastic Grocery Bags. Plastic within Plastic within Plastic and two of them are to be tossed out in time. That’s as silly as chopping down trees only to stick them back in the ground again as telephone poles.
Derailing the Fun Train.
Billie Piper, who plays Rose on the new Doctor Who series, is so attractive that she’s distracting and imparing my enjoyment of the show.
Those who can, do, those who can’t, blog.
Blogs are the next best form of communication outside of two cans and a length of string.
Why can’t the Yellow Pages make a downloadable & searchable version for cell phones?
I’m actively teaching the Devil to swim.
I’d really like to be able to email my grocery store, incrementally, my shopping list and when I get there they print it out for me and hand me my list. That would rule.
Remember when blogs were called Op-Ed pieces?
Some people are bold because they don’t know any better; others are bold because they do.
Some people like to cook, while others just like cooking.
You are running out of time.
The older you get the more you appreciate the small things.
Sometimes you have to touch your groceries six times to get them from the store’s shelf to yours.